You wake up one morning and there they are. Skin-crawling welts dot your arms. You curse those creepy crawlies, because those infernal bed bugs have invaded your house. It's a horrible situation, and it seems like they're laughing at you.

• They hide in the seams of your mattress, waiting to bite when you're most vulnerable.
• Their bites itch like hell
• It's an infestation beyond control

Goddamn Bed Bug Apocalypse

These damn suckers are making me nuts. I've been battling against them for weeks, and they just won't quit. My apartment is {infested|covered with the bastards. I've tried everything, but they just keep crawling back. It's a check here {nightmare|living hell. At this point, I'm just waiting for the {day|moment when I have to say goodbye to everything.

I'm starting Outta Here!

Listen up, folks, 'cause this is serious. We've got a monster/problem/infestation on our plates. I'm talkin' about those freakin' bed bugs, the tiny terrors that make you lose sleep. They're hiding in your mattress, and they're not afraid to take a chunk outta ya.

• We gotta get rid of 'em ASAP.
• Treat the place
• Clean everything

We gotta fight back together!

Sleep Tight, Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite!

Listen up, folks! Nobody wants those pesky/these awful/that disgusting critters crawling all over/around/into your bed. It's enough to give you nightmares, literally! Bed bugs are unbearable/nasty/gross, and they can be a real pain.

You need to fight back/take action/get rid of them right away. Don't just sit around waiting/wish it goes away. Get yourself some powerful pesticides/effective treatments/killer bug sprays and clean up that mess.

Don't let them win!/Stay vigilant!/Be prepared

Bloody Bed Bug Invasion

It seems like every there's a new horror story about outbreaks of bed bugs. These pesky little creatures are making their way into our homes in unprecedented quantities. They {bite with ferocious hunger, leaving itchy welts that can turn into a nightmare. Experts say the problem is escalating, and we need to act fast.

It’s high time we took action! Bed bugs don’t stand a chance against our determination. Let's send them packing for good!

I Hate You, Bed Bugs!

Those little vampire wannabes are the absolute devil. I mean, come on! They ruin your sleep. And don't even get me started on the annoying bites. It's like they're torturing you with their little feelers. I swear, if I see one more crawling around my apartment, I'm going to lose it.

• They are the source of all my stress.
• Seriously, what is with these bugs? critters? insects??
• I just want to live a peaceful life!